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"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Cooking is easy. You put stuff on the stove, burn it and then order pizza. My mom does it all the time."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Stay at home food pyramid

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Pizza at the Round Table

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'