Takeaway Expert Gifts

"Campus lockdown 2020-21: Studied Net Flix, takeaway menu apps, and future benefit entitlements."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I think we overordered."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Food van driving through an office.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

...the onion rings

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.