Takeaway Aficionado Gifts

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Chinese meals on wheels

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

Mugger mugging fast food.

Cosy night in

"Does it have the extra cheese like I requested?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Food van driving through an office.

Pizza at the Round Table

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Stay at home food pyramid