Takeaway Connoisseur Gifts

Vegetarian Kebabs

'Can we get this to go? There's a ball game on TV.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"Careful it's hot."

Another 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Quick swig first?"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Future Wrestler

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I think we overordered."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'