Takeout Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for your takeout connoisseur? Our collection offers witty, fun, and charming products that celebrate their passion for delicious delivery. Perfect for food enthusiasts who take pride in their takeout choices, these gifts are a delightful way to show you understand their culinary style.

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"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

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"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!" mockup

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

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'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.' mockup

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

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ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free! mockup

ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

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"Our restaurant delivers, but not necessarily what you order."

"Our restaurant delivers, but not necessarily what you order." mockup

"Our restaurant delivers, but not necessarily what you order."

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away." mockup

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

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Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes. mockup

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

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"So are you can't cook or won't cook?" mockup

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

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"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

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"Quick swig first?"

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"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?" mockup

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

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"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over." mockup

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

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'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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