Takeaway Enthusiast Gifts

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Leftover quorn for Peel. - 'What have we here? Leftover quorn.' - 'Oh, no! Tragedy strikes... now my only option is takeaway.' -

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

The late supper

"Mmm, something smells good! Have you been to yhe takeaway?"

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

"Pizza, please!"

'Well, she kept saying, Anything else?'

'My hero!'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'Hello, this is Joe's Pizza Parlor - You haven't ordered a pizza for almost a week, and we're getting worried!'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

Pizza Night

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"I think we overordered."

Cosy night in

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips