Takeaway Enthusiast Gifts

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

The late supper

"Mmm, something smells good! Have you been to yhe takeaway?"

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

"Pizza, please!"

'Well, she kept saying, Anything else?'

'My hero!'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'Hello, this is Joe's Pizza Parlor - You haven't ordered a pizza for almost a week, and we're getting worried!'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

Pizza Night

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Cosy night in

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"