Takeout Aficionado Gifts

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's Mother's Day, let us order the takeout."

Games of the Pandemic: Takeout Container Jenga

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Al's alkaseltzer'

"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

Pizza Study Party

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

We can order Lebanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian or Greek.

'Did you order the cold duck?'

"We wont' be needed an Indian mean now, thank you very much. A rather delicious pizza beat you to it."

"You know I don't cook on vacation. We order everything in a bag, box or bucket."

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Well, it's about time. I was just about to send out for pizza!"

Sesame Noodles

"Or we could just order something in."

"Food delivery for 2a and 6c. Burglary for 3b."

Restaurant Sign: All our food is locally consumed.

We have frozen meals just like your mother microwaved.

'Sonya really hates cooking!'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeout menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the high st!'

"It's not like my wife or I can't cook...but we do have this pizza place on speed dial."

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."