Takeout Lover Gifts

'Ah, here's dinner...why are you wearing running shoes with that dress?'

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to cook so I ordered in a pizza."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Sweet and Sour Windscreen Visor

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

Stay at home food pyramid

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"