Takeout Lover Pillows

'Ah, here's dinner...why are you wearing running shoes with that dress?'

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to cook so I ordered in a pizza."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Sweet and Sour Windscreen Visor

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'My hero!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Cosy night in

"I think we overordered."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)