Takeout Connoisseur Mugs

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Our restaurant delivers, but not necessarily what you order."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Quick swig first?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I think we overordered."

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

Pizza Study Party

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."