Takeaway Connoisseur Mugs

Vegetarian Kebabs

'Can we get this to go? There's a ball game on TV.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"Careful it's hot."

Another 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Quick swig first?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Future Wrestler

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"I think we overordered."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"