Takeaway Tactician Gifts

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Golf lessons

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Football.

'My hero!'

"That was a rumor day."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Food van driving through an office.

Human males marking territory.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

...the onion rings