Takeaway Tactician Gifts

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Golf lessons

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'My hero!'

Football.

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"That was a rumor day."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Human males marking territory.

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Food van driving through an office.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

...the onion rings

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'