Turnaround Tactician Gifts

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Works every time."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

Arsene Wenger

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Chess Chef

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'When we take over a company, we take the lot.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"Remember me? I'm the guy you fired three years ago.. Guess where I'm working now!"

'This one is for 'World of Warcraft 3,'

World Championships Tungsten Rubik's Cube

Biden Harris Transition Team

"I'm not going to bother studying that section. I'm just learning to the test."

'Here's your tax bill, Cathy. Will that be check or charge?'

"But what leverage can Viking Systems have to force this merger on us?"

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."