Turnaround Artist Gifts

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Lockdown casserole

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

How Gary got his groove back.

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

How to recover from a bad day

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

The man who finally got his account in the black

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Curry for Breakfast.

Unlucky sculpture.

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

"Stop! Someone's texting!!!"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Freedom.

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

Tomb of the unknown leftover

"The frog formerly known as Prince"

Debating Society. This is not like sports. "Comeback performer of the year" means something different here.

A man issues a knock-out blow in an argument,

'I'm looking for Brad Pitt - not an armpit.'

"That's not my resume, it's dirt on the last guy you interviewed."