Corporate Comeback Artist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the corporate comeback artist? Our curated collection captures the sharp humor and inventive spirit of those who thrive on clever retorts. From witty mugs to eye-catching prints, these products are designed for the creative soul who never misses a beat in any conversation.

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"That's not my resume, it's dirt on the last guy you interviewed."

"That's not my resume, it's dirt on the last guy you interviewed." mockup

"That's not my resume, it's dirt on the last guy you interviewed."

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.' mockup

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now." mockup

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

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"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you." mockup

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

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"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?" mockup

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

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"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?" mockup

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

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Just don't let the old man get you down.

Just don't let the old man get you down. mockup

Just don't let the old man get you down.

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'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.' mockup

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

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'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . ' mockup

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

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Self portrait.

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"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

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It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years. mockup

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

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"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?" mockup

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

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"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time." mockup

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

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I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first. mockup

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

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Imagine there's no office...

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"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

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Business Fishing.

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"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!" mockup

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

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'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.' mockup

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

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A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard mockup

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

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How Gary got his groove back.

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Landing That Tough Account

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Ever thought of early retirement? mockup

Ever thought of early retirement?

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"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going." mockup

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

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'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.' mockup

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

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'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.' mockup

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

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"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on." mockup

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

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I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment. mockup

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

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"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office." mockup

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

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"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life." mockup

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

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"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne." mockup

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."

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"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway." mockup

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

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Corporate Comeback Artist Gifts Collection

Corporate Comeback Artist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the clever and quick-witted corporate comeback artist. Find a design that makes every coffee break a moment of humor.

Corporate Comeback Artist Pillows

Shop pillows with witty designs that add personality and humor to any space. A charming addition for the home or office of the quick-thinking humorist.

Corporate Comeback Artist Prints

Check out our prints featuring sharp, humorous quotes and designs. Perfect for inspiring and amusing the creative and witty personality in your life.

Corporate Comeback Artist T-Shirts

Browse T-shirts crafted for those who love to showcase their clever side. Perfect for the creative comeback artist who enjoys making a statement.