Career Comeback Gifts

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

"He killed in rehab."

Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Over The Hill But Now I'm Back!

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

How Gary got his groove back.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

'Reinventing myself.'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

Inattentive Boy

'At least you got something out of your political rehabilitation.'

'My homework? Why, at home.'

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

"I knew you'd come!"