Career Comeback Gifts

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

"He killed in rehab."

Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Arnold tries his comeback with a remake of Kindergarten Cop.

Over The Hill But Now I'm Back!

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

How Gary got his groove back.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

TV Zoo Trivia

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'Reinventing myself.'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.