Athletic Comebacks Gifts

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

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"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

How Gary got his groove back.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

The Fountain of Youth.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

TV Zoo Trivia

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."