Comeback Champions Gifts

"Oh, yeah… Well I'll be sober in the morning and you'll still be rich and successful."

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Reinventing myself.'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

'I remember when you were this high!'

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'My homework? Why, at home.'

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

"He killed in rehab."

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

Arnold tries his comeback with a remake of Kindergarten Cop.

The comeback trail