Comeback Chasers Gifts

The comeback trail

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'We're in a hurry.'

Ladder of Success.

Redeemable Securities.

The weight of winning gold.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"She clawed her way to the top."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

Gymnastic Winner.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

Entrepreneurship.

'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'

"... and they lived happily ever after as they could..."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.