Retro Chasers Gifts

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

George Michael

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Old Book Smell

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"We're here, Harry."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

A man shoots at a drone.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

A couple lie in bed

"Never too old to rock and roll."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

Floating Dragon

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

Very old fashioned computer.

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

'No cup holder?'

Santa '50s' Claus.