Chaos Chasers Gifts

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The World Wide Web.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Now how did she know?"

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Golfing with God.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Walken On Clouds

OOPS!

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

More jets.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Angel with speed camera.

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Vaping cigarette

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

The Ladder to Heaven