Chaos Chasers Gifts

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The World Wide Web.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Now how did she know?"

Window in the Sky.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Walken On Clouds

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Golfing with God.

OOPS!

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Angel with speed camera.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

More jets.

Vaping cigarette

'He's training for a career in law.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

The Ladder to Heaven

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"