Cloud Chasers Gifts

A stranger in paradise.

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

Heavenly cell phone

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

Angel with speed camera.

'Electronic Cigarette'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Did dinosaurs go to heaven?

The day we ran out of weather.

"Vaping! Vaping! Not taping. Stop vaping!"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The World Wide Web.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Stormy weather

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Window in the Sky.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Weather today.

Walken On Clouds

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Golfing with God.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."