Cloud Catcher Gifts

Catching a Cloud

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"Good game."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'T.M.I.F.'

Beach con-man.

Painting clouds

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

The World Wide Web.

Man showing in the rain.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Opening the door to new customers

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

The Suite Hereafter

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Football

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'