Concept Catcher Gifts

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

"Look! No hands!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Opening the door to new customers

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Brain Power

An idea box in a shower

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"I slept funny!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Inspiration

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Stick Dreams

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Chasing the one big idea

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Dreaming pets.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.