Concept Catcher Gifts

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

"Look! No hands!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Opening the door to new customers

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Brain Power

An idea box in a shower

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Stick Dreams

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"I slept funny!"

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

Inspiration

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Chasing the one big idea

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Dreaming pets.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!: