Cloud Spotter Gifts

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

"Mom, which cloud has all our stuff in it?"

"Goodbye to nasty Hurricane Hannah yesterday. Today though, Light Wind Larry gives some respite. Miserable Derek Drizzle pops by tomorrow, with Breezy Bob pushing through later on. A sprinkle of Felicity Frost for next week."

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Man showing in the rain.

Save Our Universe

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Moon: Made in China

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Take me to your market leader.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."