Cloud Spotter Gifts

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

"Mom, which cloud has all our stuff in it?"

"Goodbye to nasty Hurricane Hannah yesterday. Today though, Light Wind Larry gives some respite. Miserable Derek Drizzle pops by tomorrow, with Breezy Bob pushing through later on. A sprinkle of Felicity Frost for next week."

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Boy pilot.

"They look like pickles."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Take me to your market leader.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

We come in pieces!