Cloudspotting Gifts

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury, 1929-1931.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"We must be looking at different clouds."

"Good game."

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

Moon: Made in China

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The Suite Hereafter

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"You run into a window, too?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Bip."