Cloudspotting T-Shirts

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

'Ma-aa-aa!'

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury, 1929-1931.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"We must be looking at different clouds."

"Good game."

'T.M.I.F.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Moon: Made in China

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"You run into a window, too?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

The Suite Hereafter

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."