Cloudspotter T-Shirts

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Moon: Made in China

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I love their use of space"

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

Enemies of the Earth

Great Urban Sprawl

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"I identify as it/it."

Man standing at a railway station.

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

"Goodbye to nasty Hurricane Hannah yesterday. Today though, Light Wind Larry gives some respite. Miserable Derek Drizzle pops by tomorrow, with Breezy Bob pushing through later on. A sprinkle of Felicity Frost for next week."