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"Man, what a bunch of gross, ugly, disgusting clouds."

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Man showing in the rain.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Save Our Universe

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Moon: Made in China

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

The Suite Hereafter

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."