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"So, desk: yay or nay?"

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

Life on cloud 8

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Ice Fishing

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"The lost password department's that way."

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

'I love high-definition TV!'

A cat in a tube

Action Film Shushing

Footballer's Wages

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."