Cloud-sitter Pillows

"So, desk: yay or nay?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

THe UDDER Side

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

Life on cloud 8

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"The lost password department's that way."

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

Ice Fishing

Footballer's Wages

A cat in a tube

'I love high-definition TV!'

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

Action Film Shushing

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

What? Why the heck not?

First Bar of Spring