Cloud Spotter Humorist Pillows

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'