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Desert Island with No Vacancies.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Copycats

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Coronavirus Waves

"Beware of the frog"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Quality Control

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"