Satire Sketcher Pillows

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

Manhattan Woods

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Cowboy Trump

The Cartoonists

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...