Comedy Sketcher Pillows

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Cartoonist's armoury

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

The Cartoonists

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"