Satire Sketcher Gifts

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

Blockhead

Capitalism

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Manhattan Woods

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

The Pope

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

The Cartoonists

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Cowboy Trump

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists