Satirical Sketching Enthusiast Gifts

Cartoonist wanted

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Had enough of the box.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

Manhattan Woods

Exhibition for Prisoners

Bob Odenkirk

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

The Cartoonist's armoury

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Micromanagement

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Bad drawing."

Mutant coronavirus

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."