Satirical Sketch Lover Gifts

Manhattan Woods

"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."

Coronation of King Charles III

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Planning Office - acquired by Tesco

"We might need that ball, boy!"

"Seriously, asking you to clean your teeth isn't part of an oppressive male dominated patriarchy!"

Taxi picking up covid virus at airport.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Bob Odenkirk

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Steadman - The Early Years.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Art is a cruel mistress.

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

Rowan Atkinson