Satirical Sketch Lover Gifts

Manhattan Woods

"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."

Coronation of King Charles III

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"We might need that ball, boy!"

"Seriously, asking you to clean your teeth isn't part of an oppressive male dominated patriarchy!"

Taxi picking up covid virus at airport.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

John Cleese

'Cartoonist thinking'

Art is a cruel mistress.

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

Amateur and Professional Doodles

"Objection! Tar and feathering the witness."

Cricket ball deliveries

'The DOH is targeting the problem of repeat prescriptions with some repeat proposals.'