Comedy Sketch Enthusiast Gifts

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"No, I said I want a veggie burger not a wedgie burger!"

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

If Trump was God: "'Jesus' is that a Mexican name?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Dog Walking Services

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."