Comedy Sketch Aficionado Gifts

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Not now, Oliver."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I said slime."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Old rocker.