Comedy Sketch Aficionado Gifts

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Not now, Oliver."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I said slime."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."