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Standing on sheets of paper.

Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

John Cleese.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

"Returns"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Medieval King

Bob Odenkirk

Museum of Mediocre Art.