Sketch Comedy Buffs Gifts

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

John Cleese.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Bob Odenkirk

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Rowan Atkinson,

Marty Feldman

John Cleese

Rowan Atkinson

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"