Comedy Sketch Lovers Gifts

Two men preparing for a duel; one holds a baseball while the holds a baseball bat.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Manhattan Woods

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"You have one, two, three months to live."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'