Comedy Sketch Lovers Pillows

Two men preparing for a duel; one holds a baseball while the holds a baseball bat.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'How about a nice saloon?'

John Cleese.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Bob Odenkirk

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Manhattan Woods

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"You have one, two, three months to live."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'