Sketch Comedy Lovers Pillows

Rich Hall.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

John Cleese.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Bob Odenkirk

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Manhattan Woods

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Trump's firings

Marty Feldman

John Cleese

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

Rowan Atkinson

"We might need that ball, boy!"

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

Cricket ball deliveries

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'