Sketch Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Manhattan Woods

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."