Sketch Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Bob Odenkirk

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

John Cleese.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Manhattan Woods

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."