Sketch Humor Fan Gifts

Grim Reaper Fishing for Smokers

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'This guy is really good!'

Manhattan Woods

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"You have one, two, three months to live."

"Bad drawing."

'Can you spell that?'

IRS 'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'