Sketch Humor Fan Mugs

Grim Reaper Fishing for Smokers

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

John Cleese.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'This guy is really good!'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

Manhattan Woods

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Bob Odenkirk

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"You have one, two, three months to live."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"Bad drawing."

'Can you spell that?'