Satirical Sketch Fan Gifts

How to take advantage of Global warming and obesity.

'What's the matter with you people? -- Didn't I TELL you to prosper?'

Doomsayer: The end is near!

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

"Have a seat. We'll call you when we get good and ready."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

The Snarky District

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

How am I abducting?